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"Get out of my head (and bowels)."

A recent exchange I had on a Facebook group a frequent! #WINNING

"If it helps, fondle it."

Photo Credit: Sarah JacksonDog: BentleyImage Fabrication: Cat @far-skies.tumblr.com

Photo Credit: Sarah Jackson
Dog: Bentley

Image Fabrication: Cat @far-skies.tumblr.com

Crystal Healing: Menstrual Relief

For those interested in “Crystal Healing/Power”, I put this grouping together myself, it very quickly and efficiently relieves the symptoms of PMS and Menses. These stones had a dramatic effect on my symptoms, and gave me relief from pain that pills wouldn’t touch.

Apache Tears:
Protects against negative energy, relieves muscle spasms, reduces stress, increases vitality.

Dalmatian Jasper:
Recycles negative energy into positive energy, soothes, reduces stress, guards against depression, prevents insomnia, balances emotions.

Green Aventurine:
Encourages optimism, dissolves negative emotions and thoughts, anti-inflammatory, protects against acne, relieves migraines

Snowflake Obsidian:
Relieves cramping, removes negativity, calming, good for the skin, 

Sodalite:
Encourages rational thought, increases self esteem, balances emotions, prevents insomnia.

Turritella Agate:
Encourages rational thought, encourages positive communication and verbalization of feelings, calms emotions, improves self esteem, anti-inflammatory, prevents insomnia

Yellow Serpentine:
Balances mood swings, promotes peaceful conflict resolution, relaxes cramps and menstrual pain.
Crystal Healing: Menstrual Relief
For those interested in “Crystal Healing/Power”, I put this grouping together myself, it very quickly and efficiently relieves the symptoms of PMS and Menses. These stones had a dramatic effect on my symptoms, and gave me relief from pain that pills wouldn’t touch.
Apache Tears:
Protects against negative energy, relieves muscle spasms, reduces stress, increases vitality.
Dalmatian Jasper:
Recycles negative energy into positive energy, soothes, reduces stress, guards against depression, prevents insomnia, balances emotions.
Green Aventurine:
Encourages optimism, dissolves negative emotions and thoughts, anti-inflammatory, protects against acne, relieves migraines
Snowflake Obsidian:
Relieves cramping, removes negativity, calming, good for the skin, 
Sodalite:
Encourages rational thought, increases self esteem, balances emotions, prevents insomnia.
Turritella Agate:
Encourages rational thought, encourages positive communication and verbalization of feelings, calms emotions, improves self esteem, anti-inflammatory, prevents insomnia
Yellow Serpentine:
Balances mood swings, promotes peaceful conflict resolution, relaxes cramps and menstrual pain.

Blanket Fort!!

My 25th Birthday on New Year’s Eve! ♥♥

riversoftarmac:

onlylolgifs:

Military Turtle

THIS IS A REALLY FUCKING ACCURATE TORTOISE IMPRESSIONS OKay
this is i m p o r t a an t

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the-friendski:

bonniegrrl:

"Nothing shocks me. I’m a scientist." hahahahahahaha

indiana jones more like inidana jokes

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homophobics:

lwamfhmartiboxdotty9:

Human used Water Pulse!
It was super effective!
Foe Geodude fainted!

that was better water bending than the entirety of the last airbender movie

homophobics:

lwamfhmartiboxdotty9:

Human used Water Pulse!

It was super effective!

Foe Geodude fainted!

that was better water bending than the entirety of the last airbender movie

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itsmunchiee:

And this, my friends, is America.